Sometimes its really funny. First, I offered to buy a Sylvanian Families collectible (plush toy, I think) and my sister tells me no, its really expensive and it's imported from Japan. Then, she tells me that she wants, instead, she wants a single piece of paper. A SINGLE piece of paper. Let us do a collective double take: a single piece of paper...
to make a card...
Now that's easy, isn't it? Is it? I've got to go scouring around for a single piece of paper suitable for creating cards in the whole of KL when I can just saunter up to the nearest collectible shop and buy some cute forest creature.
It doesn't really matter how much the ****** toy cost, right? As far as I know, money is earned to be spent. I learnt that from playing games, by the way. It doesn't really help if you lose the game with a million gold coins in your treasury, right? On the other hand, I'd rather thrash the opponents with all the money I've got. So, no matter what my sister says, I'm gonna check out those cute sylvian animals as soon as possible and save up enough money to buy one (or more) for her.
Did I mention that they faintly resemble her? cute?
Wednesday, August 31, 2011
Life: The Inclusive Roller-Coaster
Life has always been described as a roller-coaster. Of course, back then, before they had roller-coasters, it was like a wagon ride up and down hills. Let us ruminate on that just a little bit. Life is a roller-coaster. What exactly does that tell us? Life has its ups and downs. But at all times, life is exciting. Life can make you vomit at times, especially after you've eaten a full meal. Sometimes, life is simply a path to death (think roller-coasters and Final Destination and think bad roller-coaster accidents).
But the tickets to this roller-coaster are very expensive. Some aren't able to pay for their tickets and have to leave very early. Some can only afford tickets for the back seats or middle seats where there isn't much going for them. Thank God that everybody is able to change seats while on this roller-coaster. It's just whether or not you want to.
The tickets were bought by our parents and sometimes, these tickets were not paid in full. But the point is that, everyone tried their best to pass on tickets.
When it's our time to buy tickets, lets pray that our tickets will be first class with God's help.
But the tickets to this roller-coaster are very expensive. Some aren't able to pay for their tickets and have to leave very early. Some can only afford tickets for the back seats or middle seats where there isn't much going for them. Thank God that everybody is able to change seats while on this roller-coaster. It's just whether or not you want to.
The tickets were bought by our parents and sometimes, these tickets were not paid in full. But the point is that, everyone tried their best to pass on tickets.
When it's our time to buy tickets, lets pray that our tickets will be first class with God's help.
Friday, August 26, 2011
I Feel Much Better Now
Just had a talk with my sister. Muahahaha...apparently her sister thinks that my sister should have a certain type of boyfriend and well, I fit all the criteria. If everything goes well, we should be together by the end of the year. Hehehe. ):-) I am the devil.
Well, it all started out this way. My brother is trying to get my sister...wait, no, this is all starting to sound a little too much like incest. Ermm...ok. My 'sister' is not my sister. She is a girl who is so close to me that she is like my sister. Therefore, we sorta became sworn sisters. That said, I am a guy...who is straight...even though all the evidence points to me being either a girl or gay. Let me repeat, I am a straight guy, say it after me: I-am-a-straight-guy. That's right. Wonderful.
Now lets get back to the story. My brother, apparently, is attempting to get Sarah, that's the aforementioned 'sister', to be his girlfriend. Unfortunately, she is also my...ummm...'sister'. So, naturally, the both of us texts and calls her continuously. Now, for some reason, my brother thinks that boyfriends and girlfriends should be closer than brothers and sisters. I wonder what happened to 'blood is thicker than water'? To cut the long story short, he is jealous and stares daggers at me every time I am on the phone with her.
I find that as being unreasonable, especially since I'm a trustworthy guy and I've promised to help him woo her. To me, that is a sign that he doesn't trust me and basically, the last few weeks has been me doing something he doesn't like, him accusing me of trying to steal his girl (who, for the record, up til now have not accepted him as her boyfriend even though he has been telling everyone that she is his girlfriend), and us arguing before I pull out something I call the 'Wolfram Manifesto' that says that I will cut off all communications with her indefinitely, immediately and forcefully. He will then, invariably, tell me that the argument is over and that he trusts me, etc., etc., etc., and so on and so forth. We then get back together and all's well, until... And the wheel of life goes round and round.
Finally, I came to the decision that I can only run 3 paths. Like Jean Valjean, I can enter paradise and be the devil, return to hell and be a saint or continue to stay on earth and stay human. Let me explain another day...sigh...have to go to sleep.
Well, it all started out this way. My brother is trying to get my sister...wait, no, this is all starting to sound a little too much like incest. Ermm...ok. My 'sister' is not my sister. She is a girl who is so close to me that she is like my sister. Therefore, we sorta became sworn sisters. That said, I am a guy...who is straight...even though all the evidence points to me being either a girl or gay. Let me repeat, I am a straight guy, say it after me: I-am-a-straight-guy. That's right. Wonderful.
Now lets get back to the story. My brother, apparently, is attempting to get Sarah, that's the aforementioned 'sister', to be his girlfriend. Unfortunately, she is also my...ummm...'sister'. So, naturally, the both of us texts and calls her continuously. Now, for some reason, my brother thinks that boyfriends and girlfriends should be closer than brothers and sisters. I wonder what happened to 'blood is thicker than water'? To cut the long story short, he is jealous and stares daggers at me every time I am on the phone with her.
I find that as being unreasonable, especially since I'm a trustworthy guy and I've promised to help him woo her. To me, that is a sign that he doesn't trust me and basically, the last few weeks has been me doing something he doesn't like, him accusing me of trying to steal his girl (who, for the record, up til now have not accepted him as her boyfriend even though he has been telling everyone that she is his girlfriend), and us arguing before I pull out something I call the 'Wolfram Manifesto' that says that I will cut off all communications with her indefinitely, immediately and forcefully. He will then, invariably, tell me that the argument is over and that he trusts me, etc., etc., etc., and so on and so forth. We then get back together and all's well, until... And the wheel of life goes round and round.
Finally, I came to the decision that I can only run 3 paths. Like Jean Valjean, I can enter paradise and be the devil, return to hell and be a saint or continue to stay on earth and stay human. Let me explain another day...sigh...have to go to sleep.
Ah, Life...
I don't exactly know why, but life is bad. I know how life is bad but I don't know why. I don't even feel good enough to tell you why. But it's bad. Believe me, I would know.
Wednesday, August 24, 2011
Life Just Gets Better & Better...
I'm ill. That's the first thing that I'll say. I hope that I get so ill tomorrow that I'll be able to skip school as well and not disappoint all my classmates who believe that I'll be taking off until after the holidays. As a passing remark, the Malaysian Ministry of Education should really contact Chinese Calendar publishers because according to the calendar hanging in my kitchen, I'm supposed to have a TWO-week holiday. I'm not saying that the MMOE is a cheat or anything, but I'm only getting...ONE.
Looking on the bright side, ONE is better than NONE, notwithstanding the difference of a single letter. I thank God that I'm actually blessed enough to finally have a girl to go out with me. She's my sister. If anyone were to ask me, I'll feign a amateurish command of English and tell them that she is my REAL sister. Hehe. That brings a smile. I am, after all, looking forward to our outing. Unfortunately, or fortunately, I haven't decided which, my brother's coming along. Their relationship is, as Facebook so accurately labels it, complicated. I can only safely describe our outing as not-a-date.
We, meaning Sarah (that's my sister) and I, have a growing amount of promises to each other. Things like, I'll always protect her even after I get a girlfriend; we'll find each other anytime we're sad; along with going out frequently together in the future, especially once I hit varsity. My brother and I have recently also extracted promises from each other, the most recent being that we'll completely fund the outing next Tuesday. That means that one of us will have to be holding Sarah back while the other pays. XD XD I'm sure we'll all enjoy ourselves.
Sometimes I wonder if all girls have it in for us guys. I mean, a girl leads you on only to reveal that she already has a boyfriend and that after you've made some incriminating remarks too. And then there that kinda girl who just can't commit because she claims that she's been hurt before and doesn't want to be hurt again. What kinda guy dates a girl to have the fun of ditching her? Even playboys do it for the sex. Besides, I'm not that kinda guy.
I also wonder if all our parents have it in for their respective children. I mean, the time is 9:19 and my father tells me that I've got to sleep in 15 minutes. Who the **** **** sleeps at 9:34? I'm very tempted to add a few more exclamation marks and question marks to that.
Another interesting thing is how when you write or type, the same words keep on falling in the same place. Like now: What kinda guy dates a girl to have the fun of ditching her? Even playboys do it for the sex. Besides, I'm not that kinda guy. The two 'kinda guy's fall (once again) in this text editor in the same vertical positions.
Good night.
Looking on the bright side, ONE is better than NONE, notwithstanding the difference of a single letter. I thank God that I'm actually blessed enough to finally have a girl to go out with me. She's my sister. If anyone were to ask me, I'll feign a amateurish command of English and tell them that she is my REAL sister. Hehe. That brings a smile. I am, after all, looking forward to our outing. Unfortunately, or fortunately, I haven't decided which, my brother's coming along. Their relationship is, as Facebook so accurately labels it, complicated. I can only safely describe our outing as not-a-date.
We, meaning Sarah (that's my sister) and I, have a growing amount of promises to each other. Things like, I'll always protect her even after I get a girlfriend; we'll find each other anytime we're sad; along with going out frequently together in the future, especially once I hit varsity. My brother and I have recently also extracted promises from each other, the most recent being that we'll completely fund the outing next Tuesday. That means that one of us will have to be holding Sarah back while the other pays. XD XD I'm sure we'll all enjoy ourselves.
Sometimes I wonder if all girls have it in for us guys. I mean, a girl leads you on only to reveal that she already has a boyfriend and that after you've made some incriminating remarks too. And then there that kinda girl who just can't commit because she claims that she's been hurt before and doesn't want to be hurt again. What kinda guy dates a girl to have the fun of ditching her? Even playboys do it for the sex. Besides, I'm not that kinda guy.
I also wonder if all our parents have it in for their respective children. I mean, the time is 9:19 and my father tells me that I've got to sleep in 15 minutes. Who the **** **** sleeps at 9:34? I'm very tempted to add a few more exclamation marks and question marks to that.
Another interesting thing is how when you write or type, the same words keep on falling in the same place. Like now: What kinda guy dates a girl to have the fun of ditching her? Even playboys do it for the sex. Besides, I'm not that kinda guy. The two 'kinda guy's fall (once again) in this text editor in the same vertical positions.
Good night.
Monday, August 22, 2011
My Life Now
Congratz to me for actually just stumbling out from the exam room for my Grade 7 piano exams this afternoon. XDXD Although I'm putting smilies into my post, I'm actually quite emo right now. I've been trying to compose at least 1 song since getting back home but my neurons seem to be all dead now; I started 3 songs and can't seem to get pass the third bar. Garn!!!
Other than that I've been listening to Rod Stewart crooning about how he loves someone for sentimental reasons...
My love life is extremely complicated right now that is to say...it doesn't actually exist. Believe me, I've tried. Like my songs, they seem to meet dead ends. The result: 16 years old and not a single girlfriend. Its a record that I've tried to stop but every time I just add to the list of the tries (and invariable, subsequent rejections). Now I find 1 that I think could make it...and my brother has her instead...
I'm slamming my head in frustration.
However, she is now my sister and I'm keeping her very, very close. Hehe. I just saw a few of her pics on FB and she is smoking hot. I hope no one ever reads this.
Did I mention that she's hot?
Other than that I've been listening to Rod Stewart crooning about how he loves someone for sentimental reasons...
My love life is extremely complicated right now that is to say...it doesn't actually exist. Believe me, I've tried. Like my songs, they seem to meet dead ends. The result: 16 years old and not a single girlfriend. Its a record that I've tried to stop but every time I just add to the list of the tries (and invariable, subsequent rejections). Now I find 1 that I think could make it...and my brother has her instead...
I'm slamming my head in frustration.
However, she is now my sister and I'm keeping her very, very close. Hehe. I just saw a few of her pics on FB and she is smoking hot. I hope no one ever reads this.
Did I mention that she's hot?
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