I Feel Much Better Now

Just had a talk with my sister. Muahahaha...apparently her sister thinks that my sister should have a certain type of boyfriend and well, I fit all the criteria. If everything goes well, we should be together by the end of the year. Hehehe. ):-) I am the devil.

Well, it all started out this way. My brother is trying to get my sister...wait, no, this is all starting to sound a little too much like incest. Ermm...ok. My 'sister' is not my sister. She is a girl who is so close to me that she is like my sister. Therefore, we sorta became sworn sisters. That said, I am a guy...who is straight...even though all the evidence points to me being either a girl or gay. Let me repeat, I am a straight guy, say it after me: I-am-a-straight-guy. That's right. Wonderful.

Now lets get back to the story. My brother, apparently, is attempting to get Sarah, that's the aforementioned 'sister', to be his girlfriend. Unfortunately, she is also my...ummm...'sister'. So, naturally, the both of us texts and calls her continuously. Now, for some reason, my brother thinks that boyfriends and girlfriends should be closer than brothers and sisters. I wonder what happened to 'blood is thicker than water'? To cut the long story short, he is jealous and stares daggers at me every time I am on the phone with her.

I find that as being unreasonable, especially since I'm a trustworthy guy and I've promised to help him woo her. To me, that is a sign that he doesn't trust me and basically, the last few weeks has been me doing something he doesn't like, him accusing me of trying to steal his girl (who, for the record, up til now have not accepted him as her boyfriend even though he has been telling everyone that she is his girlfriend), and us arguing before I pull out something I call the 'Wolfram Manifesto' that says that I will cut off all communications with her indefinitely, immediately and forcefully. He will then, invariably, tell me that the argument is over and that he trusts me, etc., etc., etc., and so on and so forth. We then get back together and all's well, until... And the wheel of life goes round and round.

Finally, I came to the decision that I can only run 3 paths. Like Jean Valjean, I can enter paradise and be the devil, return to hell and be a saint or continue to stay on earth and stay human. Let me explain another day...sigh...have to go to sleep.